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DIRECTIONS
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag one person per character that you interviewed.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

OCs chosen:
1. Chris
2. Random Guy
3. Random Girl
4. Clichéd emo
5. The Ninja of Ownage

Part 1: About You!

1. What's your full name?
Chris: Christopher James Anderson
RGuy: Nick Martins
RGirl: Rebecca Martins
RGuy: What, we're related? OPh, damnit, all those nights were wasted...
RGirl: Doing what?
RGuy: Don't ask
Emo: Why does it matter, when all I see is pain and blackness? I'm dead inside, I dseserve no name!
RGuy: Oh, shut the fuck up, Martin
Emo: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! No, that name was imposed on me by the oppression fo society! *pulls out knife*
RGirl: NO! BAD EMO! STOP! HEEL!
Ninja: He who keeps his identity secret is good ninja, I shall not reveal my true name even under the worst of torture - the tickling of the feet
Emo: But, why can people laugh to that, when all around is misery?
Ninja: The next question, please

2. How old are you?
Chris: Sixteen, shall be seventeen in July
RGuy: Umm...fifteen, I think
RGirl: Fifteen, and so are you, we're twins remember?
Emo: 185 months of misery in this life! Oh why was I so cruelly conceived?
RGuy: SHUT UP!
Chris: If hje needs to shut up, I can easily arrange that
Ninja: But you are no ninja, young one, and we are as ol as the stars, with far more experience
Chris: Sounds like a fight
Ninja: Your challenge is honourably accepted
*fight doesn't happen


3. What's your height?
Chris: Six foot exactly
RGirl: Five feet, six inches
RGuy: Eww, she said feet
Emo: Feet, where? Are they nice feet? Can I see your feet, Rebecca?
RGuy: No, you got him started. Let's just no one else mention feet, okay? I'm five foot eight, so's the emo, and the ninja is crouching and won't talk, so I can't tell.


4. Are you human? If not, what are you?
Chris: Technically, yes, but there are some facts to consider. I'm not a conventional human, you see, but a clone.
RGuy: Last I checked
RGirl: No, we're all comic book characters, rather crudely drawn
Emo: I am a black abyss of woe
Ninja: Ninjas are not mere humans!!!!!!!!!

5. What's your favorite food?
Chris: Arctillian Dragon steak, freshly cooked from a killed creature, out in the field with no enemies knowing your position.
RGuy: PIZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Rgirl: Anything that isn't meat, meat is murder
Chris: When you've killed in cold blood, and have known what it feels like to look into the face of your dying friend, killed by your own knife, then you can accuse meat of being murder. *drinks Ortavian whiskey, the fieriest drink in the galaxy*
RGuy: Umm.... *shifts away from Chris, shaking*
Emo: My own blood as I relievfe the pain and stress of life with my knife
Ninja: Traditional Ramen, or failing that, rice

6. Have you killed anyone?
Chris: I have killed too many people to count, most of whom I have had no choice with.
RGuy: I don't think so
RGirl: What about that girl at the movies?
RGuy: She was a fat girl wearing a miniskirt, she doesn't count as a person, and deserved top be squashed with that anvil
RGirl: I am not a party to murder, I wouldn't even kill ana animal for food
Emo: I am already dead inside, so how can I kill anyone else?
Ninja: *has disappeared*

7. Do you hate anyone?
Chris: The people who created me, the corrupt poliotcians of Earth, myself
RGuy: Yes, that bastard down the mall who thinks he's a better guitar player than me! I'll show him!!!!
RGirl: But he is, you can's play a single chord, you kille da cat with your bad playing, remember?
RGuy: SHUT UP! I've beat Raining Blood on EXPERT!!! That akes me the best guitar player in the world!
Emo: But you cheated though...
RGuy: SHUT UP, EMO!!!!!!!
Chris: Where did that ninja go? I'm starting to worry...

8. What is your job/hobby?
Chris: My only job per se is vigilante, fighting to tackle the injustices across the galaxy for my own good, and my blood thirst
RGuy: Playing video games, although some guy I've heard of called The Ultimate Gamer thinks he's better than me, I'll show him!
RGirl: Playing the bass in our band, The Randomizers, me, my brother, the emo, that good guitar player and some evil guy are in it
Emo: What is the point in pastimes, when they don't take away the pain?
Chris: *standing up, turning round quickly* Seriosuly, where the FUCK is that ninja? I thought I heard something

9. What do you do to relax?
Chris: Go into a bar (no one challenges me, as they know my reputataion), chat up a hot girl, and drink my favourite whiskey
RGuy: Play video games, watch movies
RGirl: Let the emo play with my feet, after all, I do quite like him... *blushes*
Emo: Rebecca, my love, *kisses her feet*
RGuy: Get the fuck away from my sister you emo man-whore! *kicks emo in the face, emo is content with the pain*
Emo: It was worth it...
Chris: *Drawing knife* Okay, ninja, I can play these games too.

10. What do you desire most? (Ex: Power, Love, Knowledge, Wealth; not a person or material object.)
Chris: Justice, and freedom for all, but above that, vengeance
RGuy: for emos to go die, sex, lots of sex
Emo: To die *pulls out rope*
RGirl: No, I only want your love! *kisses emo on the cheek as he hangs from ceiling*
Emo: Whay aren't I dying?
RGirl: I told you, we're comic characters! We can't die!
Emo: Rebecca, my love, your kind words have put a spear through my heart *cries tears of blood*
RGuy: Seriosuly, you two shut the fuck up!
Ninja: Peace.
Chris: AHHH! WHERETHEFUCKDIDHECOMEFROM? *stabs at empty space, sabs ninja in the chest*
Ninja: Oh, bollocks, that always happens when I'm trying to surprise realistic people.

11. Have any secrets? Please, do tell. I assure you, we're not putting this on the internet or anything
Chris: I have another personality within me, but he's real, and not a figment of my imagination. His name is Cain, and he's a crazed bloodthirsty maniac.
RGuy: I want to have sex with my sister. It's not fair that my sister's fucking hot!
RGirl: That I have plans to kill my brother
RGuy: Oh, thanks, sis, that's great news. You can't do your brother a favour and kill the emo for me?
RGirl: But I love h...
RGuy: BROS BEFORE HOES!
Ninja: The secrets of the Ancient Dragon of Ownage clan are not to be shared freely. It shall cost you both your hands and feet.
Emo: Mmmm...feet... I guess I have a foot fetish, for which I must die!

12. Where do you live, and would you like to live somewhere else?
Chris: I once lived in Sapphire City, the capital of Earth. That was a year ago, in 2415, before my home became whichever planet I needed to go to.
RGuy: Some Town
RGirl: Yeah, we all live in Some Town, that's its actual name
Emo: That's depressing, even more depressing than a real town name, it makes me want to cut myself
Ninja: The shadows

13. What's your secret fantasy? Give a situation please.
Chris: To stare down the most evil motherfucker in existence in a burning building on a dying planet, with my knife up to his throat, ready to kill him/her.
RGuy: To have a clone factory of emos to kill over and over again.
RGirl: To marry Martin, and travel the world with him
Emo: To be dominated by Rebecca, and tortured endlessly and mercilessly by her for my sins
RGirl: That's so sweet
Chris: And weird, no, I've heard weirder, and DONE werider, just don't ask
RGuy: BOW CHIKKA BOW WOW!
Ninja: I am dying! Somebody get me a medic! Oh, the wound's gone. And I do believe Martin's fantasy would come true if he just asked his love
Emo: Would you?
RGuy: SHUTTHEFUCKUP!!!!!!!!!!

Part 2: Your Relations with Others, Your Family and Your Love Life

1. Do you get along well with others? If so, who do you get along most with?
Chris: In general, most people hate me because of my will to survive and punish my enemies. But those who I do get along with are those I would truly call allies, and wqho have helped me escape death and discover more about myself.
RGuy: Everyone here, I AM the main character of the comic, after all!
RGirl: Martin... Ih, Martin, will you marry me?
Emo: Oh, my love, I would tear my heart out and stab it for you...
Ninja: Only the geisha whom I call my wife

2. Tell us about your family. Parents? Siblings? Other important relatives of note?
Chris: I have none, as I am a clone
RGuy: Yeah, the red-headed whore I call my twin sitting there
RGirl: Ditto that, but in opposite
Emo: *cries*
Ninja: My family were all killed by a rival clan, and my wife has stuck with me through numerous kidnappings and tortures of her. She is truly devoted

3. Who's your mate/spouse? If you don't have one, are you looking for one? If so, who have you got your eye on?
Chris: There are none that can compare to my departed girlfriend, and none who ever will *bites back tears*
RGirl: That's so sweet
RGuy: And slightly emo
Chris: *brandishes gun*
RGuy: Okay, it isn't emo, then!
Emo: Rebecca shall be my wife, shall you not?
RGirl: Oh, but of course
Ninja: Only the geisha who is my wife, and she is the msot beautiful woman in existence

4. Are you a virgin? Details? ;3
Chris: No, although my virginity was not lost to my girlfriend, but an Oceanautican girl of a dying bloodline. She was royal, I had to do it to preserve her people.
RGuy: Of course not! *smug grin*
RGirl: Yes, yes he is.
RGuy: Shut up!
Emo: I have not even kissed another person
Ninja: My wife is a geisha, what do you think?

5. Do you have any children?
Chris: Only the offspring of the Oceanautican royal, whom I deserted.
RGuy: I'm fifteen, so no
RGirl: Nope
Emo: Only the scars on my arm are my children
Ninja: I have a son to continue the clan's name. He is young but highly skilled.

Part 3: Situational Questions!!!

1. You are in a burning building. Inside the building with you are a crippled child, a middle aged murderer and a house cat. You are the only one that is strong/smart/fast enough to escape, but you have enough time to save two of them before you do. However, all of your possessions are also in the building. The more time you spend rescuing, the more possessions you lose. What do you do?
Chris: The murderer and the child, I am not above a killer, I have probably killed far more than him, and the child deserves a future, even if they become evil.
RGuy: The cat, and the kid, it's obvious isn't it?
RGirl: What my brother said.
Emo: I would save none, I would welcome death with them.
Ninja: I would save them all, I have plenty of time, being the most skilled ninja in existence.

2. If I said you were to spend a night alone, in bed, with the person before you, what would you say to me?
Chris: Only if it was absolutely necessary for survival.
*Random Guy and Girl switch places*
RGirl: Wow, he's so handsome, I feel drawn in by his different coloured eyes, the wavy brown hair, the boots, the determined face... *sighs*
RGuy: If I didn't know she was my sister, I'd do her
Emo: Why did you switch, my love?
Ninja: I have a wife and child, it would be dishonourable to cheat my wife.

3. Where would you rather be lost; in a deserted village in the middle of a haunted forest surrounded by undead cults, or in a desert dotted with ruins filled with gold but no available water source for miles?
Chris: The village. Fear is my ally, and I can survive in any clmate, but undead cults are likely to have transport to get me out of there, and supernatural forces are no match for a good aim and a knife.
RGuy: The vilage, I like creepy stuff
Rgirl: What happened to us switching?
RGuy: Inaccuracy FTW!
RGirl: I'd take the desert, I could get a good tan there
Emo: You are beautiful as is, my love. I would choose the undead, for I shsall join them someday.
Ninja: Woods are my home, so many shadows to hide in.

4. Your mother has been dead for years and you have discovered that the only way to bring her back to life is to take the life of your best friend. What do you do?
Chris: I have no mother, and I have already been forced to kill my best friend..it was the worst pain of my life
RGuy: I hate my mom
RGirl: Shouldn't that be mum? We're not American!
RGuy: Yes we are
RGirl: But the writer's Scottish!
RGuy: That some kind of emo?
Emo: I would not kill my on friend, my love, for the world
Ninja: That would be dishonourable, the dead have been chosen for death, not life.



5. You (or your partner) have become pregnant with the other's child. You were not expecting this and you're not sure you're ready for children. Your partner asks you what you think you should do. How do you answer?
Chris: Has already happened, and I left her with the child
RGuy: Keep the bairn
RGirl: Bairn? I thought you were American! Anyway, I'd keep the baby, I'm not a killer
Emo:If my love was pregnnt it would lighten the darkened recesses of my soul just a little
Ninja: We ninjas are ready for anything!
Chris: Be ready for this! *starts stabbing everyone with knife, and shooting them with his gun, before leaving*
RGirl: Thank fuck we're not real, or that could have killed us!
Emo: Farewell, my sweet rose... *collapses*
RGuy: Emo, STOP FUCKING DYING!
Ninja: He shall be okay, goodbye.

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